As of 01/25/09:

This journal is now friends only. Fic and mixes have now been reopened.

Tags have been reorganized for your convenience. Comment to be added, though please see friending "policy" in userinfo.

I know I should have a fancy Friends Only graphic. But I don't. Maybe one day I'll get around to making one.

I've already twittered both of these things but they bear repeating:

#1 I am gainfully employed. PAYCHECKS.

#2 but BETTER than that: I don't think Jensen authorized this shizz. Somewhere in L.A. Jensen Ackles is trying to slice his wrists with a butterknife while having a conference call with his lawyers.

I was rec'ing this to someone else right now in comments to another post and realized I should share.

It's Randy Harrison (Justin Taylor, Queer as Folk, y'know, remember THAT obsession? I MISS THAT SHOW) singing Kelly Clarkson's "My Life Would Suck Without You" (at Joe's Pub for Our Hit Parade) WHILE PLAYING THE XYLOPHONE. The other important part is that around 3:45 he starts to medley in "Total Eclipse of the Heart" and "I Will Always Love You".



There's another version of this vid that I saw on my flist earlier, but this one's pretty much up ALL Randy up close. I'm not even flocking this because any random passerby should be lucky to see it.

Also, I got mistaken for being 22-23 by a cute (not my type, I'm not his, we were having platonic money/student loans woes conversation) 23 year old. The moral? MOISTURIZE WELL.

ETA: catching up on backlogged CSI: Miami eps and BOOM! surprise!Peter Paige. Okay Gale Harold time to make a non-Desperate Housewives appearance on TV, 'kay thanks.

ETA2: Same ep, surprise!Kelly Rowan. Mrs. Cohen from The O.C. holla!

The Formula for Contrition
Rating: PG
Pairings: Nope, canon pairings are vaguely mentioned
Word count: 1,122
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em.
Spoilers through the end of AtS season 5
originally posted at winter_of_wes in 2005, just moving it here.


( There was something to be said about reliving your life. Of course, that something was a string of words he’d rather not say in front of Cordelia; she’d be so proud and that just would not do. )

Title: All I gotta do is...
Fandom: Supernatural
Summary: All I got to do is stay black and die. - Bumpy Johnson, Harlem mobster/ganster
Rating: R (for language)
Word count: ~1400
Disclaimer: The characters? Not mine.
Beta: My kittyzams, any remaining snafus are mine.
Warning/Author's Note: Seriously, if you cannot put your tongue in your cheek about SPN or BtVS, this in NOT the fic for you. This is basically my meta on the 'race issues' *eyeroll* of SPN and it is really not PC at all. I have no issues with SPN when it comes to race.

There's a fanmix at the end. If you wanna just skip to that, I understand.

( All I gotta do is... )

( This my SPN Hip-Hop Mix. No, come back, I'm being serious )

The only thing stopping this from being the best weekend ever was the lack of Michael Rosenbaum jumping out of a cake.

( Thursday, in which I do nothing of importance )

( Friday, in which, despite Sue's insistence, Chambord and Schaumburg are not the same and neither is around the corner from Chicago and I have threesome wine )

( Saturday, in which Samantha Ferris keeps trying to steal all my straight (TM by Femme, bastardization/paraphrase by me), Fred Lehne makes me go stupid in the brain and Nick Brendon's got on a bitchin' pink tie )

( Sunday, in which I find that even in the face of tall men in dubious shirts, my sarcasm button has no off switch )

( Monday, in which M'Lynn can jog to Texas and back, but her daughter can't. She never could. )

( Today, in which I am shagged out )

Title: Like Soft Serve
Fandom: BtVS
Summary: Xander/Faith AU, about a month after 'Chosen' based on the song Soft Serve by Soul Coughing. Set in Marietta, TX 'cause I said so.
Rating: R
Written for germaine_pet's lynnevitational
Word count: 4,549
Disclaimer: The characters? Not mine.
Half-way mark look over by crazydiamondsue. Official (and awesome) beta'ing done by by ladycat777. Any mistakes or annoyances are mine.
A/N: This fic comes with an apology to anelith. This so not Rabble'verse. Rabble'verse hates me.
A/N 2: If you're interested you can download the song here

( I tried to shoot a thought, but the thought sunk )

Pairing: S/X
Rating: R
Summary: It always bothered me that the First never messed with Xander directly. It also bothered me that the trigger overruled the chip. My brain did not want to accept that at face value. So, what if the First did and the trigger didn’t?
Warning: Dark
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Written for piratepurple, originally posted Oct. 2004 in Bloodclaim

( Maxwell's Silver Hammer )

Pairing: S/X
Rating: PG
Timeline: Some kind of future AU. Way future. Exactly how far in the future is entirely up to you.
Warning: You’re gonna have to fill in your own blanks, there aren’t any answers in this. Interpret it however you want to. In my head it was really sad.
Disclaimer: Not mine, theirs entirely
Written for darkhavens, originally posted Oct. 2004 in Bloodclaim

( Glass Onion )

Characters: Spike & Angel
Rating: R for language and mild imagery
Timeline: Early part of BtVS Season 7
Written for written for felisblanco, originally posted Oct. 2004 in Sickchicks

( Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey )