I SWEAR Jensen I DO love you.

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I've already twittered both of these things but they bear repeating:

#1 I am gainfully employed. PAYCHECKS.

#2 but BETTER than that: I don't think Jensen authorized this shizz. Somewhere in L.A. Jensen Ackles is trying to slice his wrists with a butterknife while having a conference call with his lawyers.

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One of the replies on Twitter was that Jensen was using his brother's name as a pseudonym.

Jensen needs to read the pro-tip manual.