I SWEAR Jensen I DO love you.

[cityphonelines]

I've already twittered both of these things but they bear repeating:

#1 I am gainfully employed. PAYCHECKS.

#2 but BETTER than that: I don't think Jensen authorized this shizz. Somewhere in L.A. Jensen Ackles is trying to slice his wrists with a butterknife while having a conference call with his lawyers.

Comments

[felisblanco.livejournal.com]

#2 BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh Jensen. You poor thing.

[adis723.livejournal.com]

Jensen Ackles, this is your life.

[redbrickrose.livejournal.com]

WOW. Jensen hates his life so much sometimes.

[adis723.livejournal.com]

I, on the other hand, LOVE Jensen's life. Seriously.

[redbrickrose.livejournal.com]

Me too.

And I meant to say congrats on the paychecks!

[adis723.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[turnonmyheels.livejournal.com]

OMG POOR JENNY.

Yay job!

[adis723.livejournal.com]

I want to print it out for his to autograph. Is that wrong?

Thanks! \o/

[turnonmyheels.livejournal.com]

It would certainly call his attention to it -- if he hasn't seen it already. You may be doing the poor man a favor

[adis723.livejournal.com]

It would be the altruistic thing to do, mmm-hmm...

[adis723.livejournal.com]

*him to autograph.

SIGH.

[chash.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA AMAZING

[adis723.livejournal.com]

IT IS THE BEST THING IN MY LIFE.

[smidgy06.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaah. *ahem* I dunno. I think he is secretly Josh Tieden

[adis723.livejournal.com]

Jensen Ackles is an internet ghostwriter. The man, the myth, the ENIGMA.

[smidgy06.livejournal.com]

Or! I was thinking that maybe it's his brother ... who for some reason or another changed his last name and is using a picture of Jensen because he finds it fucking hilarious.

[adis723.livejournal.com]

One of the replies on Twitter was that Jensen was using his brother's name as a pseudonym.

Jensen needs to read the pro-tip manual.

[winterweathered.livejournal.com]

I am glad I got out of the hospital yesterday, because I am sure Jensen will be there today, because he jumped out in front of a taco truck screaming "GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!"

[adis723.livejournal.com]

Just like Jensen only think only of himself, not all the taco-less people that his antics will bring.

[squishy77.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!

[adis723.livejournal.com]

HIS STRIFE!

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Funniest. Random. Use. Of. A. Celebrity. Picture. Ever.

Yay, job! It's no Chicos Tacos hostess, but hey.

Remember that picture of J2 where they were OMG so hungover and Jared's eyes are all puffy? That's what my eyes look like. Although velvety brown, not mossy green.

[adis723.livejournal.com]

I KNOW.

And another one popped up on my flist: http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/7281/00014kt7.png

True.com, Sue, TRUE.COM

Did the hospital people figure it out??

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Jensen, Jensen, Jensen. *clicks tongue* Although yay for liking gay guys!

The doc said it was a severe allergic reaction and gave me drugs. I still don't know to what I am allergic! Hard work? SPN season coming to an end? El Paso being on the tail end of Texas? Whaaaaaat? But they're a lot better. This morning I could barely see. (I've since had the vegetarian plate at that Mediterranean place I took you and Andrea to? And Braums. All better. *g*)

What are your hours going to be? *programs phone*

[adis723.livejournal.com]

JENSEN'S LIFE IS HARD. PUN INTENDED.

That's a... really prolonged reaction. Have you changed soaps/lotions/detergents lately? Are you allergic to babies??

I don't start til May 4th, the first two weeks will be 8-4:30, then it'll change.

[mariaalejandra.livejournal.com]

.........


AHAHAHAHAHA

*thinks about it* Yeah I got nothing, poor Jensen.

[adis723.livejournal.com]

I've been cracking up for over an hour. Seriously. Jensen Ackles needs a Fuck My Life t-shirt.

[mariaalejandra.livejournal.com]

He really really does. It would just be like his statement. Anyone could ask him anything and he'd be all 'read the shirt'.

ETA: congrats on the paychecks!

[adis723.livejournal.com]

I seriously want to print it out, get him an fmylife.com shirt and have him sign both. It's possible I'm a horrible human, but whatever!

Thanks!

[mariaalejandra.livejournal.com]

But the word will never know the continuing horrors of 'Josh' if you do that.

Really though, I can't stop laughing over it.

Welcome.

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

that is the funniest thing i have seen in a long, long time. and now, for the important question: HAVE WE SENT THIS TO JARED YET.

[adis723.livejournal.com]

OH HE KNOWS. I'm of the belief that Jared and Misha are the ones who did it.

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

LMFAO!!

He has GOT to remove the crazy-magnet from the back of his head.

[adis723.livejournal.com]

It's an implant in his brain, very unsafe to remove. POOR JENSEN.

[anelith.livejournal.com]

Congratulations on the paychecks!!! That's great!

[adis723.livejournal.com]

I'm very exciting about paychecks! \o/