sorry about your guitar

The only thing stopping this from being the best weekend ever was the lack of Michael Rosenbaum jumping out of a cake.

( Thursday, in which I do nothing of importance )

( Friday, in which, despite Sue's insistence, Chambord and Schaumburg are not the same and neither is around the corner from Chicago and I have threesome wine )

( Saturday, in which Samantha Ferris keeps trying to steal all my straight (TM by Femme, bastardization/paraphrase by me), Fred Lehne makes me go stupid in the brain and Nick Brendon's got on a bitchin' pink tie )

( Sunday, in which I find that even in the face of tall men in dubious shirts, my sarcasm button has no off switch )

( Monday, in which M'Lynn can jog to Texas and back, but her daughter can't. She never could. )

( Today, in which I am shagged out )

Day 2 of Vinnie's Supernatural Squee Week and I come bearing music.


( Thirteen songs and why I chose them )


( Don't care why I chose 'em? Skip it. Box.net widget and zip file link under this cut )

Title: Like Soft Serve
Fandom: BtVS
Summary: Xander/Faith AU, about a month after 'Chosen' based on the song Soft Serve by Soul Coughing. Set in Marietta, TX 'cause I said so.
Rating: R
Written for germaine_pet's lynnevitational
Word count: 4,549
Disclaimer: The characters? Not mine.
Half-way mark look over by crazydiamondsue. Official (and awesome) beta'ing done by by ladycat777. Any mistakes or annoyances are mine.
A/N: This fic comes with an apology to anelith. This so not Rabble'verse. Rabble'verse hates me.
A/N 2: If you're interested you can download the song here

( I tried to shoot a thought, but the thought sunk )

Title: Questions
Fandom: QaF (US)
Summary: Gapfiller for episode 122 (Prom ep.)
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Not mine
A/N: Written in 2005 but never posted. Now it is.

( Questions )

Pairing: S/X
Rating: R
Summary: It always bothered me that the First never messed with Xander directly. It also bothered me that the trigger overruled the chip. My brain did not want to accept that at face value. So, what if the First did and the trigger didn’t?
Warning: Dark
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Written for piratepurple, originally posted Oct. 2004 in Bloodclaim

( Maxwell's Silver Hammer )

Pairing: S/A
Rating: R
Timeline: Post ‘Not Fade Away’
Warning: Dark. Dubious!con. Disturbing imagery.
Disclaimer. Not mine. Theirs.
Written for rakshathewolf, originally posted Oct. 2004 in Sickchicks

( Helter Skelter )

Pairing: S/X
Rating: PG
Timeline: Some kind of future AU. Way future. Exactly how far in the future is entirely up to you.
Warning: You’re gonna have to fill in your own blanks, there aren’t any answers in this. Interpret it however you want to. In my head it was really sad.
Disclaimer: Not mine, theirs entirely
Written for darkhavens, originally posted Oct. 2004 in Bloodclaim

( Glass Onion )

Title: Why Don’t We Do It in the Road?
Pairing: Spike/Angel
Rating: R for language
Timeline: AtS Season 5, Post ‘Destiny’
Written for violethamster, originally posted Oct. 2004 in Sickchicks

( Why Don’t We Do It in the Road? )

Characters: Spike & Angel
Rating: R for language and mild imagery
Timeline: Early part of BtVS Season 7
Written for written for felisblanco, originally posted Oct. 2004 in Sickchicks

( Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey )

The Hours of Time
Characters: Xander-centric and with guest appearances. Not really shippy, I'd say it's gen fic
Rating: R
Warnings: Um, nothing I can think of. Slight het hoverings.
Summary: Conversations with Dead People, a Xander remix.
Word count: 2,530
Disclaimer: Theirs. Completely.
A/N: Written for spring_with_xan. Unbeta'd cause I just finished it with 10 minutes left to go. Feedback welcomed. Concrit's great, but please email it to me at adis723 at gmail dot com
A/N 2: The tenses are wonky and it's on purpose. I was going for a certain feel, eh, maybe it worked, maybe it didn't.

( The Hours of Time )